my laptop is hotter than my sex life
boys= nasty and dress bad
me= somehow still likes boys and is disappointed in myself and thinks i should do better
if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything
On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”
We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.
can you put brownie mix in a waffle iron
I AM THE FUTURE